xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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