Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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