Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
