Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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