he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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