Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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