This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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