why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
