i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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