i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
