What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
