whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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