capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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