my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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