He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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