I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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