She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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