is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
