Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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