for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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