It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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