We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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