bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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