your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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