Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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