Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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