its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
