Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
