I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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