Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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