do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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