4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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