I wanna bring you to show and tell
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the condom got lost in my hair
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
