How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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