So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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