I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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