I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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