Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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