I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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