I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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