think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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