I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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