And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I party with great urgency now.
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