I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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