I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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