Me too!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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