I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Randomize
