We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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