Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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