i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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