PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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