Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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