They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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