have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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