I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize