How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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