You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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